"There’s fella by the name of Noah
Built an ark
Everybody knows he built an ark.
What Noah do? Well he built an ark
But very few people know about (cough)
The conversation that went on between the Lord and Noah
You see Noah was in his rec. room sawing away
He was making a few things for the home there
He was a good carpenter
"zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba
zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba
Who is that?
It’s the Lord,…Noah!
"Where are ya?
Whaddaya want? I’ve been good.
I want you to build an Ark
Right! …What’s an Ark?
Get some wood; build it
300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
Whats a cubit?
Lets see a cubit…I used to know what a cubit was
Well don’t worry about that, Noah
When you get that done
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the animals in the world by twos
Male and female, and put them into the ark
Who is this really?
"What’s going on?
How come you want me to do all these weird things?
I’m going to destroy the world
Am I on Candid Camera?
"How you gonna do it?
I’m gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown ‘em right out
Listen to this, you’ll save water
Let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights
And wait for the sewers back up