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Bill Cosby

"There’s fella by the name of Noah
Built an ark
Everybody knows he built an ark.
You see
What Noah do? Well he built an ark
But very few people know about (cough)
The conversation that went on between the Lord and Noah
You see Noah was in his rec. room sawing away
He was making a few things for the home there
He was a good carpenter

"zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba
Noah!
Somebody call?
zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba
Noah!
Who is that?
It’s the Lord,…Noah!
Right!

"Where are ya?
Whaddaya want? I’ve been good.
I want you to build an Ark
Right! …What’s an Ark?
Get some wood; build it
300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
Right!
Whats a cubit?
Lets see a cubit…I used to know what a cubit was
Well don’t worry about that, Noah
When you get that done 
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the animals in the world by twos
Male and female, and put them into the ark
Right!
Who is this really?

"What’s going on?
How come you want me to do all these weird things?
I’m going to destroy the world
Right!
Am I on Candid Camera?

"How you gonna do it?
I’m gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown ‘em right out
Right!
Listen to this, you’ll save water
Let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights 
And wait for the sewers back up
Right!”

Bill Cosby

"There’s fella by the name of Noah
Built an ark
Everybody knows he built an ark.
You see
What Noah do? Well he built an ark
But very few people know about (cough)
The conversation that went on between the Lord and Noah
You see Noah was in his rec. room sawing away
He was making a few things for the home there
He was a good carpenter

"zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba
Noah!
Somebody call?
zhoomba, zhoomba, zhoomba
Noah!
Who is that?
It’s the Lord,…Noah!
Right!

"Where are ya?
Whaddaya want? I’ve been good.
I want you to build an Ark
Right! …What’s an Ark?
Get some wood; build it
300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
Right!
Whats a cubit?
Lets see a cubit…I used to know what a cubit was
Well don’t worry about that, Noah
When you get that done
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the animals in the world by twos
Male and female, and put them into the ark
Right!
Who is this really?

"What’s going on?
How come you want me to do all these weird things?
I’m going to destroy the world
Right!
Am I on Candid Camera?

"How you gonna do it?
I’m gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown ‘em right out
Right!
Listen to this, you’ll save water
Let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights
And wait for the sewers back up
Right!”

Went for a bike ride. Found this.

Annual Perseid meteor shower started! Peaks mid-August. This fireball over New Mexico last night.

Photo Credit:
NASA

Annual Perseid meteor shower started! Peaks mid-August. This fireball over New Mexico last night.

Photo Credit:
NASA

Entire landscape taking a bath in orange.

Entire landscape taking a bath in orange.

Went fishing for a sunset. Caught a keeper.

Went fishing for a sunset. Caught a keeper.

Snow on The Rockies. Jet ski on the lake. My horizon.

Snow on The Rockies. Jet ski on the lake. My horizon.

Wall of orange over The Rockies.

Wall of orange over The Rockies.

Thunderstorm wannabes. No moisture, just quiet beauty.

Thunderstorm wannabes. No moisture, just quiet beauty.

That glow? Where Alien spacecraft landed. Fusion engine. Our sun.

That glow? Where Alien spacecraft landed. Fusion engine. Our sun.

Huge, July Colorado sky.

Huge, July Colorado sky.

HEADLINE: 45 years ago today. Note: 10 cents.

Source:
@nytimes

45-years-ago today, glued to Walter Cronkite, B&W TV, and the Apollo 11 moon landing. Not a dry eye on the planet.

Thank you @TheRealBuzz Neil Armstrong Michael Collins.

#Apollo45

Where smoke from western wildfires may cause haze…and great sunsets.

Source:
@jencarfagno

Where smoke from western wildfires may cause haze…and great sunsets.

Source:
@jencarfagno

15 fireballs today, NASA.

The orbits are color-coded by velocity, from slow (red) to fast (blue).

15 fireballs today, NASA.

The orbits are color-coded by velocity, from slow (red) to fast (blue).

This works. Very nice twilight.

This works. Very nice twilight.